Sat in a very well run and informative six hour retirement seminar yesterday and pretty much felt at the end that I should probably just die in my chair and let my students find me. Then spent today trying to get in to my Social Security account to check my retirement stuff only to be told I apparently don't exist. Sigh. Guess I'm trying to get to that office tomorrow. Then tried to get into my ORS account only to be told I don't have my member number, so I asked for that to be mailed to me in 7-10 days. At this rate it will take me five years to figure and sort out all the stuff I need to retire. That whole scenario about dying at my desk really does sound pretty good.